The View From The Afternoon's
20 worst Valentines gifts
1. Diaphragm
2. Smellys
3. W.H.Smiths Vouchers
4. Cuddly toy of any description
5. Electrical goods
6. Penis pump
7. Cook Book
8. Non-sexy lemon yellow underwear
9. Mills & Boon book
10. Ultimate Love Songs CD
11. Socks ('I said i wanted STOCKINGS')
12. Smoothie maker
13. Anal beads
14. Empty photo frame
15. Pouring cream instead of squirty
16. Nipple tassels
17. The thing he bought for his last gf before he was dumped
18. Book on how to give the perfect blow job
19. Edible knockers (eurgh!)
20. NO gift- just a card
The View From The Afternoon celebrated Christmas with an issue, filled with house hunting tips, Christmas Cheer and Christmas Beer (sort of). Look inside for an array of wit, insight and baubles.
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Sex Shop Reviews
The sound of Steve Wright on Radio 2 isn't exactly the type of thing you would think you’d hear in Adultworld, and it certainly didn't reflect what I would have in store for myself in the 3 most popular shops on the Cowley Road!
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A day in the life of...
...a Brookes Rugby Player
I wake up and take a look at those rugged, chiselled features in the mirror. Man, I clean up nice. I slip in to my spacious Brookes tracksuit and liberally daub aftershave in all the key areas, I'm the king of the jungle baby! A brief breakfast of porridge and young children and I'm ready to hit the road. Yeah, it lecture time mother fuckers, GET HYPED!
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Couples You Will Never Live Up To
Ah film and television. Escapisms from real life, that inspire and entertain us. And for those canny few, a place to steal smooth romantic moves from to impress our significant others. Or the example that will just make those significant others realise what you will never live up to. Either way, for V Day, here’s a collection of the best, live and learn at the most relevant time of year.
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