Rumours and Myths and Legends Oh My!

"I know a girl who went for a meeting with her personal tutor, only to walk into his office to see him watching a video of a girl giving a blowjob, which he hastily took down. She then had to have an awkward meeting with him, with them both knowing she had seen him watching porn. She went out at the end of the meeting only to realise that she had left her umbrella in his office. She went back in and in the 30 seconds she had been outside the door he had already put the video back on! True story."

"Directly from someone who works at Kukui:
A busy wednesday night, a girl ran past one of the bar staff into a broom closet behind the bar and locked the door. The bartender knocked on the door repeatedly telling her it was private and she couldn't be in there, and she kept shouting through the door that she was on the phone and she'd be out in a minute. When she finally did some out, she ran past hi and straight out of the club. He went in to find shit on the floor, walls and doorhandle, which he then had to clear up. They never found out who the girl was."

"A girl walks home only to be told to get lost by her two male housemates, because they were having a dinner party with some freshers they had met in the Bridge a couple of nights ago. She duly makes herself sparse, only to come home a couple of hours later and walk in on a now dinner party-turned-foursome, where in true student style, lubricant had been substituted with olive oil and was being liberally applied to all involved."

"Supposedly there's a ghost of a girl upstairs in the Zodiac at the O2 Academy. Rumour is she hung from the rafters. No one likes to go up there alone to lock up. The biggest of security guards quake in their Adidas at the thought."

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• 2010-03-03 06:30:24 |59.58.175.xxx| Anonymous

  The exact date of the Spring Festival on the Western calendar changes from year to year. However, Chinese New Year takes place between January 1 and February 19. Paul Pierce

  
  On the Chinese calendar every year has an animal's name. These animals are the rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, Air Maxdragon, snake, horse, ram, monkey, rooster, dog and pig. A Chinese legend says that these twelve animals had a race. The first year was named after the rat, the winner. The other eleven years were named according to the order in which the animals arrived in the race.
  ed hardy designsThe clever rat jumped onto the ox's back, and then at the end jumped over the ox's head to arrive first!

  
  

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