Slag-O-Meter

Are you a naughty little harlot, or the guy who’s always trying to get his dick wet? Is your nickname Spunk-bucket? Perhaps you’re a frigid Brigit, with a vaj like a dry sponge? Or a guy who tries so hard to be ‘nice’ that you’ve got cobwebs growing round your knob. Maybe you’re just a solo lover? Are you all fur coat and no knickers, because you may be friggin wasted but there’s no fucking way you’re shagging that dick-weed, even though you may be taking him home. You may be a cock-tease but everyone loves a spoon, plus who else will clean up your vomit?

… Either way we’re here to help you figure out who you are, so quiz away.