Sex Shop Reviews

The sound of Steve Wright on Radio 2 isn't exactly the type of thing you would think you’d hear in Adultworld, and it certainly didn't reflect what I would have in store for myself in the 3 most popular shops on the Cowley Road!

With Valentine’s Day looming, all those under-the-thumb-males are out buying the cliché giant teddy and chocolate hearts. Unfortunately you’re wasting your money boys, because this really isn't what we are looking for. Why not delve a little deeper cause that is definitely what every girl wants whether you think you’re already in deep enough or not! With 3 shops to choose from on the Cowley Road alone there is plenty of choice for that alternative Valentines Day gift, and for those who are celebrating this day alone there is plenty to choose from to keep yourself entertained on those lonely nights in.

If you’re worried that you’ll offend a shy partner, adultworld.co.uk is definitely the place to start. From Pina Colada flavored lube, to giant 15 inch cocks, to lovers swings, this shop has everything! However, a game for the two of you to whet the appetite after the statutory meal out at Zizzi’s is perfect to kick the night off. Everyone owns a pair of sexual favor dice but why not go a little retro and try out ‘Foreplay Connect’ a genius take on ‘Connect Four’. For those who are worried about losing those small pieces somewhere if it all gets a little bit too frisky something like ‘The Sexy Spinner’ is also an easy way to initiate exactly what you want.

If you’re buying for one of those people who always has to “cum together” why not try out the ‘Wet Together’ lubrication or one of the many other oddly shaped vibrating objects that are aimed at both partners such as ‘double delight’ which can be found at Private UK. Now it’s not just guys that should be putting in all this effort despite what girls like to think. So why not treat your man to a nice ‘Clone-A-Pussy’ for those nights you leave him on his lonesome, it might just even stop him from looking for it elsewhere but unfortunately that doesn't come guaranteed on the box.

For those girls who are a little bit more adventurous, the ‘Madam Butterfly’ vibrator is both useful and aesthetically pleasing as it comes in a range of pinks and purples! For all your vibrator needs definitely head to ‘Simply Pleasure’. With a wall of vibrating dildos to choose from you will be spoilt for choice, just beware boys of the elderly man and his wandering walking stick casually reading the back of the gay porn DVDs as I’ve heard he can become little bit feisty if faced with fresh meat!

So with all these options available why not break out of the usual nurse outfit that everyone in Fuzzy’s has already seen you in and give them a little more reason to stick around for the whole night.

By Rachael Stallwood